Has anyone else ever been jealous when their laptop dies?
My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.
Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?
Lights are hanging.
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
The man was dangling by a string! ... I was jealous the day he died
I get jealous when my phone dies.
Do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?
Two women, Jane and Emma, are in the afterlife waiting for judgement.
Emma turns to Jane and says, "I'm just curious, but how did you die?"
Jane replies with, "I burnt to death."
Emma, shocked, responds with, "That sounds horrible! What was it like?"
Jane answers with, "It first felt really hot and painful, but then I felt nothing. How did you die?"
Emma replies with, "Well, I believed my husband was cheating on me. I decided to leave work early one day to make sure he was loyal. I found him on the phone with his mother. I thought he was hiding something from me so I ran to the bedroom and found nothing. Then I sprinted to the kitchen and didn't find anything. I then jolted outside to the backyard and just found that he hadn't cleaned the pool. I was so tired from running that I fell over into the pool and drowned."
Jane retorts with, "Well if you checked the oven neither of us would be here right now."
Do emo kids get jealous of their phone when it dies?
I got jealous of the zebras. Sorry, I’ll cut it out. I wanted to practice for my med school test.
I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
My parents raised me as an only child, which really pissed off my sister.
Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone.
ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser.
My boyfriend accused me of cheating. I told him he reminded me of my girlfriend.
I got jealous when my phone dies.
I asked an emo, "Do they get jealous when their phone dies?"
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, I also got jealous.
Tell an emo and say do u get jealous when your phone dies
You're so full of shit that the toilet's jealous.
