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Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A photo of a man with a beard, dressed in a black suit and scarf, standing on a balcony overlooking a theater. The text overlay reads, "This play fucking sucks, someone shoot me."

JFK

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A photo of John F. Kennedy holding a futuristic rifle. In the background is a blue sign saying "A NEW JFK is coming". The text "John F. Revengeddy" is placed at the bottom of the image.

Prank

Sbeebs141 · 3 years ago

An old painting shows a man sitting in a theater. The text overlay says "Prank em" above and "John" below. The text appears as a meme overlay. The man is in a theater box and another man is sneaking up behind him.

Shot

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is a meme comparing the reactions of three U.S. presidents, Ronald Reagan, John F. Kennedy, and Theodore Roosevelt, to being shot. For Ronald Reagan, the text says he "gets shot once," "cries about it," and "immediately enacts gun control like a scared baby." For John F. Kennedy, it says he "gets shot twice," "eats the first shot for breakfast," and the "second shot blows his brains all over his wife on live TV like a boss." For Theodore Roosevelt, it says he "gets shot once while giving a speech in front of a huge audience," "laughs it off," and "continues to give his speech for the next hour while roasting the would-be assassin."

JFK

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡 · 3 years ago

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The image is a black and white picture of John F. Kennedy with text overlay that reads: "MY FAVORITE SEX POSITION IS THE JFK. I SPLATTER ALL OVER HER WHILE SHE SCREAMS AND TRIES TO GET OUT OF THE CAR."

Attempt

Anonymous · 1 year ago

A news screen shows breaking news about an assassination attempt on Trump with a live chat on the side where people are commenting.

Corner

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A picture of Elmo wearing a hat and binoculars. The text says: "As he watches for JFK's motorcade to round the corner, Elmo prepares to make his mark on history."

Mind

Sooploosh MacSchnibble · 1 year ago

The image shows a split view of John F. Kennedy. On the left a black-and-white photo inside a red circle shows Kennedy riding in a car during a parade, on the right a color portrait of Kennedy smiling. Below, the text "You'll never believe what happened at this parade (it blew my mind)" is shown. A YouTube interface is at the bottom with the channel name "JFK".

Murder

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image contains text from a news article reporting that Luigi Mangione, who was arrested for the murder of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson, was part of a group of Ivy League gamers who played a game similar to Among Us. It mentions the game in the text.

Hitman

Toast ツ · 2 years ago

A person in a suit holds a gun. Text on the image reads, "HITMAN FOR HIRE. The only service you can trust! Dependably eliminating students since 1999. SANG VOLA. In Association with COLUMBINE HIGH SCHOOL. A Natural Selection Production."

Class

big [fire] balls · 1 year ago

The image shows a young man, Bad Luck Brian, with a nervous smile. The text above him reads "GETS ELECTED AS CLASS PRESIDENT". The text below him says "ASSASSINATED".

School Shooter

Nameless · 7 years ago

What's a school shooter's favorite anime?

Assassination Classroom.

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