it's jokes

When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm, and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.

Sleep, but make it forever.

I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extremely handicapped.

I'm calling it "Fruits and Vegetables".

What's the best response to a girl saying, 'What's up?'

'If I tell you, will you sit on it?'

Yo mamma is so slutty, she uses a submarine as a dildo because it's long, hard, and filled with seamen.

Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?

They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.

I always enjoy family reunions.

It's always a good time meeting up with my exes.

My best friend is transgender; she transitioned from a man into a woman. I think it's courageous of her to take a pay cut like that.

COVID-19 won't last long... it's made in China.

So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.

My mom told me a joke she made 13 years ago, but she didn't tell me what it was... Anyways, I'm turning 14 next month.

Why do gay men like the filling in Hostess Twinkies?

It reminds them of cum. 😋 😍 😏 😜

So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.

The boy turns to the man and says, "Hey mister, it's getting dark out, and I’m scared... Can we go back now?"

So the man says: "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone!"

When I was in 4th grade, we wrote letters to kids in the hospital. I wrote: "It is a bumpy road but soon it will be a straight path." Not many people know I was talking about their heart monitor.

I'll never forget my sister's last words. "Is it edible?"

On a hot summer's day, a famous celebrity tweeted, "It is a beautiful day, and I'm deciding which kid to have fun with today." To which the local priest replied, "I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today."

I bought my son a fridge for Christmas. I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it.

How many gay guys can you fit on a bar stool? Four, just flip it over.

Why didn't the koala make the finals? It got diskoalafied.

Mom, how were hoomans made? Son, it’s because Adam and Eve were brought down by God and made babies!

Dad, how were hoomans made? Son, us humans evolved from monkeys!

Mom, Dad said hoomans were evolved from monkeys, is that true? Oh son, (ruffles smol man’s hair) your dad was telling you his side of the family, and I was telling my side :)