it's jokes

Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

'Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

If I were to cut your legs off, would it hurt? Because your legs will be cut off...

Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?

Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.

Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.

I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.

Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said, "To be continued."

Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!

Did you hear about the cat jail break out? It was a cat-tastrophe.

Bro, I gotta tell you a joke.

Nevermind, it's too cheesy!

Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.

Think of your favorite singer. Now, go ask someone what is your favorite singer. My favorite singer is Halsey, BTS. Now think about your least fave, mine is Oil London 😵. This is my home now.

1. What rhymes with "oil"? Put it in da chat. Bye weird people!

Yo hairline is so long it makes the Titanic look tiny.

Why is it painful to have your attorney with you in the hospital?

The damages are severe.

What is the difference between me and a fire?

It's hot.

I had something about tripping over ice.

Well, it slipped my mind, so I'll just test some diamonds to see if they're ice.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

So it could get to the other side!

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?

Suck its cock.

I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.