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I work on medicine; my job is to smell it to see if it's bad :)
What is always moving but we never see it walk?
Time! Hahahaha!
I gave my friend some paper. It cut his wrists.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
What did the whale say?
Nothing!
It just wailed.
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
Are you still a virgin?
If you do IT
With no one?
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
"My name must taste good; it's always in your mouth."
Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.
Why was the Pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
Me: Sorry I couldn’t make it to school yesterday, I had an appointment.
Teacher: What kind of appointment?
Me: I had an appointment with a cut day. 😈😈😈
True story.
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.
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Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.
How do you f**k a sheep?
Put your d**k in it and face it off the cliff edge. It'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Stephen.
Can't you read? It says "No Hawking."