it's jokes
I will always remember my grandfather's last words: "I'll just check if it's poisonous."
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Are you kidding? Feminists can’t change anything.
Did you hear the joke about the butter?
What is it?
I can’t tell you, you’ll spread it.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
I made it, DON'T COPY!!!
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home is... *sniff*
A man walks into a magic forest, when he stumbles upon a talking tree and tries to cut it down. The tree says, "You can't cut me down, I'm a talking tree!" The man replies, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."
They say there’s a person capable of murder in every friendship group.
I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.
Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!
Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-
Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!
My math teacher keeps telling me to find his x. It's kinda creepy.
When you push your grandma out of her wheelchair and steal it.
“They see me rollin’, they hatin’.”
Is it still stand-up comedy if the comedian doesn't have legs?
My heart says to stop because it hurts.
Bro, chill. It's really not that deep.
Who was not happy that the Titanic sank? The fish under it.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because his parents never came back with it.
What do you say when you see your TV floating away at night?
"Drop it, Jamal!"
Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free?
Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.
The weirdest thing happened to me today. I was driving 50 mph and hit a speed bump and it screamed!
I looked up "I have whiplash" on WebMD, and it diagnosed me with slavery.
"You look like you've lost some weight."
"Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"