it's jokes
Your hairline is so big, it was used as a highway.
Computers are females because when they're down, you always charge her.
A bullet is like an arrow.
Nothing can stop it from going through your head.
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it could not find home.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Heh heh, get it? 69! Ha ahahaha!
It isn't funny to joke about 9/11. The jokes tend to crash and burn.
I just read an article that Texas is number one in the nation for both depression and infidelity in relationships.
It's a sad state of affairs.
My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.
The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.
A funny joke is not funny after laughing because then it becomes a porn hub.
What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage mean?
I don't know, but it's messed up.
What's funny about sex? I don't get it.
Bro, your head is so big that it shines so bright, it turns into a lightbulb.
Guys, please stop making fake accounts of me. It's not funny, and it's disrespectful of you, ok, bitch?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling very well.
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
Addison, it's Emboy again. I just want to be honest, you sound like a tease! And teases get spanked.
Can I watch you?
Yes, you can watch me your watch.
No, I mean can I WATCH you?
I don't get it. 😑 *facepalm*.
OOOOOOH YOU MEAN WATCH WITH YOUR EYES! YES!
Yes yes yes here it is!