it's jokes
Kenya text: Guys, leave Gwen alone! Pls! It is not her fault...btw STOP AND GO TO ATHORE JOKES
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
Hello Honey Bunches, it's me, Your Narrator. I was told by my buddy youthpartorryan he's in the middle of a war... I may be super wholesome but war against my buddy? Ho ho ho, no! A STORM IS COMING. #BestFriends
Coworker, why is Sara so blue?
Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.
"Tj and Prince, I really think we should stop doing this date night, date fight thing on this website because it's driving everyone crazy, and this is a joke website, not a dating website, so I say let's just take this to Facebook."
Why can't you go home tonight? Because you haven't got a home, it's moved.
If O2 is H2O, what is F?
It is H2O too; F is water as well.
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
Mooooooo my secret is that it's pasture bedtime, but not pasture bedtime!
Why did the alligator see a crocodile?
Because it ate too many humans, and he was sick.
What is a good night's sleep? I love it when you walk home and walk walk home from school. Was your time I had dinner night night? Dinner night, is it fun for me? I o I had dinner.
Why don't I poop Windex? Because I Pledge to do my doodie!
Put some Windex on it.
"Fuck the school, fuck it!"
What's brown and sticky? A stick with poop on it.
Or a stick with poo on it.
Don't you hate it when you sit on your balls? It's a real nutcracker!
Waiter says, "Sir, we ran out of ranch, so I had the boys in the back improvise. But don't worry... It has even more zip & twang to it!"
It’s Christmas. Merry Christmin. Merry Chrirismas. Merry Chrisis. Merry Chrsyler.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it was stapled to the chicken.
Have you heard about my new can crushing job?
It's soda-pressing.
"I need help, George Sink," said Jimmy.
"What is it?" said George Sink.
"Can you wash my dishes?" said Jimmy.
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!