it's jokes
My friend: How are you running so fast? You just had 10 hamburgers!
Me: It’s the 10 hamburgers that are making me run fast!
I'm tired of seeing Mal's joke the second I open up the site. It's not a bad joke. I'm just tired of it.
Best way of abortion?
Beyblade abortion.
LET IT R.I.P.
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
I was lying on the bed the other night and my missus was playing with my cock, trying to get it to go hard. She asked me what's the matter? I said, "I just don't find women without hair very attractive."
Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.
When it's ready for pickup today, I have to get my stimulus payment for a while, and then we'll go to bed... 🥱🥹🥺
Oil and Ass.
Big Phat Wet Ass Orgy 2.
Bubble Butt Bonanza 2.
Big Bubble-Butt Cheerleaders 2.
Big Wet Butts 5.
There Will Be Cum 9.
Mandingo Rocks That Ass.
Big Butts Like It Big 2.
Blowjob Ninjas 5.
Keep It Right There 2.
Big Wet Brazilian Asses! 6
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.
I was going to tell an Asian joke, but it's too Wong.
The chicken is actually a fruit because it is grown on a pole-tree.
Write 317537 on your calculator and turn it over to spell "Leslie."
One day, there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end!
What time is it when you cannot do anything?
If humanity were to nominate the gayest country in the world, it would be Tel Aviv, honestly.
I talked to your doctor. He said you wasn’t going to make it because your stretch marks look like pieces of bacon.
Q: Knock, knock? Who’s there? A: Boo. A: Boo who? Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
What do you call a dog without legs?
Nothing, it won't come either way.
I can't see the bee.
It's by the beehive.