it's jokes
Yes yes yes here it is!
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
Gwen: Bastard, dummy, and is the dang ding one who started this, because of you Gwen I am now bullied! It's not the unknown will it is a lot but mostly you! AND ANNOYING YOU SHALL BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO WONDER EVERYONE HATES YOU!
Best, Tenya!
drew here freshfry you are almost deadfry! I forgive you, just don't do it again. You know what I am talking about!
Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw on her computer it said "You have 3 cookies," she broke it.
The most unrealistic part of Chotta Bheem is not him eating a laddu and getting power. It's him eating a whole laddu in one shot.
Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.
Why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get run over and poop, and he died for 30 years until he was sent to Joe for getting run over, and he got killed by something, and then he died, and then he got it by you poop.
It was so windy I saw a chicken lay the same egg twice!
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
How did the hipster burn his lips?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
Q: I wish my grass was emo.
A: Then it would cut itself.
Say:
"Eye"
Spell:
"Map"
Say:
"Ness"
Now say it fast!
One day me and my friend Howard the duck went into the bar. I ordered a drink. Howard told the waiter to put it on his... BILL.
It looks like your face was lit on fire and someone tried to extinguish it with a hammer!
What did Yarn Yoshi say to Poochy whilst trying to solve a puzzle?
"Alright Poochy, it's time to get crafty!"
After the holidays, Ron asks Hermione: "How was the weather in Spain?"
Hermione: "No idea, it was so foggy I couldn't see a thing!"
The waiter recommended the rug meal.
She said it was delicious, but it's a tassle to make.
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.
I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
Barney-1 2 3 what number comes next?
Barney-that’s right it’s penis!