Well, it really do be like it shouldn't, but it is.
Confucius Observation of Reality
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Explain Bear
Listen here, you absolute numbskull. You probably think Confucius is just some dude who makes fortune cookies, huh? No! He was a Chinese philosopher who dropped wisdom bombs left and right. The joke here is that things ARE what they ARE, even when they seem like they shouldn't be. It's profound, you wouldn't get it.