it's jokes

Mama

  • Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.

    Gemini

  • Gemini, it is you who is trying to start such a big mess for no reason. I never said it had a charm or a lead roll. I just want love and spread kindness. PS: I use my brain. I use it all the time, just for your information. I just hope we can be friends.

    Best, Gwen

    Fan

  • Why does it get hot after a baseball game?

    'Cause all the fans have left.

    Dick

  • Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?

    Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.

    Word

  • I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".

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  • Sister

  • Fine, then if I can't do Gwen, then I guess it is Tenya and Kenya. #Twin sisters! Tenya and Kenya!

    Mustache

  • "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mustache." "Mustache who?" "I mustache you a question, but I'm shaving it for later."

    Baby

  • Doctor: Hands husband his baby.

    Doctor: I'm sorry but your wife didn't make it.

    Husband: Then give me the one she made.