it's jokes
Why did the penguin pull out a tooth? It was Mexican.
God creates a wasp :)
God: Okay, so make it reeeeally tiny. Like less than half a fly.
Angel: okay... a bug.
God: now give it's face a sword, but it has a hole so it's basically a mouth.
Angel: weird.. but okay...
God: and give it wings.
Angel: eh, not half bad Go-
God: NOW MAKE IT EAT THE BLOOD OF ALL LIVING ANIMALS AND HUMANS
Angel: *shook* o-okay
God: okay. Now make sure whenever a human is bit it feels the pain of a million suns burning it, making it scratch until it bleeds out.
Angel: . - .
God: and make sure it also transfers diseases through the species. Give 'em a taste 'o that! *evil grin*
Angel: *cries*
Angel: *whispers; I'm so sorry..*
Why do squirrels love dick?
Because it produces nut.
Why is Viagra just like Disneyland?
It's a 1 hour wait for a 5 minute ride.
Yo hairline is so long it makes the Titanic look tiny.
Best way to kiss someone is to lick inside their mouth with your tongue a lot of times, and they will really like it, especially me!! - lizard kiss+ french kiss= SloBbY Kiss.
Thanks for learning and getting advice.
Also, don't be such a horny one!
My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.
Why don't orphans like Russia and Germany?
Because it's the Mother and Father Land.
Why was the fanny flat?
So it can flop about.
Why do orphans always ask Alexa to order milk?
Because their dad never brought it home.
Hey guys, it's Gwen, and I want to say that I'm deleting my account regarding a comment made on my last post :(
We were so poor my dad would give me a penny not to eat supper.
I'd put it under my pillow and while I was sleeping, he would come in and take it. In the morning, he would holler at me for losing the penny.
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
I was reading a book about anti-gravity, I couldn't put it down!
A group of friends went outside to pick up stuff. One of the friends said, "It is windy as heck out!"
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk, walk home? Was your night night? You had fun? I had dinner, night time, and a tree. I had dinner. Is it a magic time? Dinner! I have been home. Was good.
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Why did the toilet paper not make it across the street?
'Cause it got stuck in a pothole!
It’s like I always tell my kids:
"Two in the pink, one in the stink."
When is a car not a car?
When it's a house.