it's jokes
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.
It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language.
Weird.
Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.
A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."
He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."
He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."
He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"
For the encore, we'd love to tell you a construction joke but... we're still working on it.
Why did the parachute refuse to open?
Because it had a "fatal attraction" to the ground.
Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.
Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.
Okay, so I have a dairy and sugar allergy, and if I eat it, I get REALLY CONSTIPATED, so this is me when I’m constipated ᕙ(⇀‸↼‵‵)ᕗ lol.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
Wait till the end.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.
I just want to say this...
You have NO maidens, (Explosion) No homies, (ExPlOsIoN) And no—please don’t say it! Rizz 😎 (EXPLOSION)
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a blender.
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
Hey! Some idiot drew a cat on this pillar! Wait... does that make it a caterpillar?
Mortar is like a woman's fanny; the more you play with it, the wetter it gets.
My tutor just said this quote of 2k18^^^
Pontypool is rough.