it's jokes
I think it was wrong for that school shooter to end his life at the scene.
He could have done some good by becoming some lonely lifer's bottom.
Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!
Having a stroke?
Stop it!
It was my cousin's birthday and my mom said what should we get her? I said a rope.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steven.
Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."
It says the truth
When the guy came in with a gun to rob the store, I said: "Hey, can I borrow that?"
He says "yes." Me, over here, walking to the cashier and saying: "Goodbye!" He screams: "Have mercy!"
I say: "No, not to you, to me. Say goodbye." He says: "No, don't shoot yourself!" It was too late.
Who else liked the part in Morbius when he said his catchphrase "IT'S MORBIN' TIME" and MORBED over everyone? In my theater we had a standing ovation!
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
Little Johnny: Dad, why are you rubbing the horse's chest and butt?
Dad: I want to see if it's good enough to buy.
Little Johnny: I think Uncle Joe wants to buy Mom.
Fred says, "Have you heard the rumor about butter?"
Bob says, "Umm no."
Fred then says, "Ah, okay then I won't spread it."
Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.
What's SoDN?
Suck on deez nuts.
"Talking Ben killed me. JK, it was talking me."
Best thing ever right here.
So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.
I built a website for an orphanage, but it had no homepage.
Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.
It's snot fair!
My friend said, "Let's have a sleepover."
Little did I know it was just at prison.
My father taught me a lesson of sex in a hypothetical way.
My stepmother gave me a lesson [on] how [it] is going inside?
If I make a great joke, I will pay for it.
During school today, a girl gave my friend her number. When I saw it, it was the principal's number.