it's jokes
If you get an apple a day, what does it give you?
Worms and rotten fruit.
Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?
Car show: "Let It Go," get it?
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)
What is long, hard, and has cum in it?
A cucumber.
How to be a hero.
1. Tie a noose in your front yard.
2. Find and capture a furry.
3. Hang that furry because they deserve it.
It’s easy as 1-2-3!
ChEesE
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>
A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."
He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."
Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."
A zebra couldn't find any grass. Then he saw a monkey cooking. He thought to steal a little, but he was burned in the fore, and the smoke was all over him. But when he went to the ocean, it was still there, and zebras are stuck in this style forever.
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
Wolf looks like a fox.
It has the sharpest claws.
It has a bushy tail.
To eat, it doesn't fail.
It has a coat of red.
My grandmother has said,
It hunts in search of food.
It is never, never good!
I like my wife like I like my coffee: so sweet, it gives me headaches.
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password. Me: I don't have a password. So you *won't* have a d*ck after I tear it off you.
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
Your hairline is so long that when I put it on email, it didn't send, which is ETHAN BRIDEWATER.
Q: Why did the math book look so sad?
A: Because of all its problems.
I hate salmonella.
It is such a pain in the butt.
What day is Labor Day?
It's the day mommies have their babies.