it's jokes
So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.
That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's appealing!
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
Mortar is like a woman's fanny; the more you play with it, the wetter it gets.
My tutor just said this quote of 2k18^^^
Pontypool is rough.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.
Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.
It's okay if you miss while saying "Kobe" because he didn't make it either.
Okay, so I have a dairy and sugar allergy, and if I eat it, I get REALLY CONSTIPATED, so this is me when I’m constipated ᕙ(⇀‸↼‵‵)ᕗ lol.
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It doesn’t matter; it won’t come anyway.
Frère l'été ici!
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I am sorry, but I am unable to generate content of that nature, as it is against my ethical guidelines.
Abortion isn't murder, it's more like backspacing a typo.
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Nevermind, it's POINTLESS.
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
It used to be "My Body, My Choice" until Trump came to power. Now it's "Your Body, My Choice."