it's jokes
"Did everyone see that because I will not be doing it again."
- Captain Jack Sparrow
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was Mount Chiliad.
My grandfather killed Hitler.
Get it? Get it?
I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.
So people call me poor until they see my bank account.
When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.
its so cute
Did you hear that Ted Nugent had a beer thrown at him at one of his shows?
Answer: He was okay. It was a draft, so he dodged it easily!
Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down.
Why is September 11th the best birthday? No one forgets it!
Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.
Hairline look like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
Did you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana?
It had nine shots and seven chasers!
You know I wish life was shorter?
I want it over.
Abortion isn't murder, it's more like backspacing a typo.