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Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?

I don't even like ketchup, so it stays stinky.

I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.

"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."

Frère l'été ici!

If you understand, put it in chat.

What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.

You can pick your friends and you can pick your 🤥 nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃.

Does it 🚲 🚲 🚲 cycle now?

Do you think I can shoot a basketball?

I make it dip like water.

Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.

What is the continent that ALWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope.

I thought it would be fun to become a shooter. It became less fun when I realized that "shooting a woman up" also included a condom.

Does anyone else just want to die, or is it just me?

Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!

When a king farts, is it considered a noble gas?

Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!

Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.

What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart... it goes straight through your pants without leaving a hole.

xthegamer0 is 35. He grew up with GTA5 and is still playing it today.

If you are having sex and your feet are out of the tent, it doesn't count.

Suck on a finger, once bite it off, taste it, put some ketchup on it, wait, I'm making a mess, I bit it off!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

'Cause it got knocked down on its way.

So 666-3629, so get it?