it's jokes

Why did Sellwood get named?

It is made of wood that got sold.

How long is it?

What do you say to a clock?

"What time is it?"

The Past, Present & Future walked into a bar.

It was tense!

Why don't orphans do homework?

They don't have a home to do it in.

"I love you, you too. I-eeeeeee was the night. Time is it when you you get a typical sleep night. Is oooooooo, is it a walk home was the night night and a tree is it?"

I hate it when I don’t understand someone.

Hi, this is Stephanie. Is it a fun night for you too? I love you!

8 bit: Are you ok?

7 bit: Yes, I’m just a bit off...

Get it? 8 bits = a byte :)

A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?

I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.

One day I went skating and skated for so long that my feet were incredibly sore.

It was like my skates were moving all by themselves, but I decided to just roll with the situation.

Me say, "Crack my finger."

My hubby crack my finger.

Now say it backwards.

Why doesn't a teddy bear eat? Because it is already stuffed.

It's a very smart day today. I'd say it has about 30-45 degrees, with humidex.

If I get an atom, I would split it with you.

I walked up to a cat and started to sing a song. The cat said, "HECK NO!" then ran off. I follow it while still singing "BABY COME HOME TO ME!!"

When I am getting bored, I hold a banana and start shaking it suddenly. It gives out juice after a few minutes. I get excited. Ohhhhhh!

Try with a cucumber.

Why does Royal Cola have more royalty than a queen?

Answer: It tastes better.

What time is it when you get home? Time to sleep.

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.