it's jokes

I don't even like ketchup, so it stays stinky.

Me: What's that sound?

Ex: What?

Me: Oh, it's the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!

Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?

What is the continent that ALWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope.

Does anyone else just want to die, or is it just me?

Do you think I can shoot a basketball?

I make it dip like water.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

'Cause it got knocked down on its way.

If you get an apple a day, what does it give you?

Worms and rotten fruit.

What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.

During school today, a girl gave my friend her number. When I saw it, it was the principal's number.

You can pick your friends and you can pick your 🤥 nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃.

Does it 🚲 🚲 🚲 cycle now?

Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?

It's about time!

I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it, but Google "hottest sexiest women ever." Then you'll want them!

Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.

What did the whale say?

Nothing!

It just wailed.

It was too irritating to listen to her and lend her my ear to talk to.

Why is the tire so tired?

Because it is tired out.

Whatever it is, I kind of like it.

I'm sorry, but I cannot correct or extract information from that text, as it seems to be gibberish.

"You gave me the same sweater as last year."

"You s w e a t e r believe it."