it's jokes
Why is the fanny flat? Because so it can flop about.
I tried a lemonade from my friend. It tasted fantatastic!
I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.
Did you hear about the bad joke? No? It hasn't been made up yet. HAHAHAHAHAHA
When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣
Sadly 😢
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
Hey! Some idiot drew a cat on this pillar! Wait... does that make it a caterpillar?
Why is 69 annoying me? Oh, it's a tease.
So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.
That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's appealing!
One day I went skating and skated for so long that my feet were incredibly sore.
It was like my skates were moving all by themselves, but I decided to just roll with the situation.
I went for a walk today, and I did a good job of telling what time it was.
What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.
What time is it when you get home? Time to sleep.
Why does Royal Cola have more royalty than a queen?
Answer: It tastes better.
How long is it?
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.
What time is it when you say "bad day?"