it's jokes
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
This man walks into a bar and says, "How do I get service here?"
The assistant bar attendant tells him to take a seat as the bartender will be there to serve him shortly. After 2 minutes, the man says this is ridiculous, that he has to wait. The assistant then offers him a bar snack of free nuts, which the man duly eats. Another 2 minutes go by, and the man then says, "OK, I get it, no service of beer, but free nuts," to which the assistant says, "Hell no, the game starts in 10 minutes." Everyone laughs and claps.
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a home page.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, that's a hardware problem.
This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ
"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."
Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(
What do you say to someone being cremated? You urned it!
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.
But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”
“No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”
What did the cow say when it wanted to go to the movies? -- "Let's go to the moovies!"
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.
Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, it's il-eagle.
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.
Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.
Gwen: Bastard, dummy, and is the dang ding one who started this, because of you Gwen I am now bullied! It's not the unknown will it is a lot but mostly you! AND ANNOYING YOU SHALL BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO WONDER EVERYONE HATES YOU!
Best, Tenya!
What did the ferret say after his family was questioned by police?
It's none of your business!
Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.
What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?
One does not crow when you put it in an oven.
I would tell you an abortion joke, but it was only temporary.