it's jokes
It's a very smart day today. I'd say it has about 30-45 degrees, with humidex.
If I get an atom, I would split it with you.
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?
I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
"I need to go to the doctor!"
"Why?"
"It has a crack in it."
I have a joke about doors, but you can't handle it!😂
It's supposed to say "goes," not "goes."
I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.
I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.
One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.
Oil is soooooooo soooooooo cute 😍 ☺ 💓 💕 💖 ✨ 😍
I can't help it. Images look crazy but oil is soooooo cute!
If an orphan took a picture, what would you call it? A family photo.
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
OnlyFans, but it’s me smacking your baby daddies with Twisted Tea.
Only Cans.
You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.
The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬
Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.
Me in the middle of the night boiling water.
Me talking to my brother: How do you make holy water?
My brother: How?
Me: You boil the hell out of it.
Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.