it's jokes
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
One day I went skating and skated for so long that my feet were incredibly sore.
It was like my skates were moving all by themselves, but I decided to just roll with the situation.
How long is it?
What do you say to a clock?
"What time is it?"
A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?
I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.
Why doesn't a teddy bear eat? Because it is already stuffed.
"I love you, you too. I-eeeeeee was the night. Time is it when you you get a typical sleep night. Is oooooooo, is it a walk home was the night night and a tree is it?"
What time is it when you get home? Time to sleep.
I hate it when I don’t understand someone.
"You gave me the same sweater as last year."
"You s w e a t e r believe it."
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.
The Past, Present & Future walked into a bar.
It was tense!
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
Hi, this is Stephanie. Is it a fun night for you too? I love you!
8 bit: Are you ok?
7 bit: Yes, I’m just a bit off...
Get it? 8 bits = a byte :)
I went for a walk today, and I did a good job of telling what time it was.
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home and walk walk home to get a car? I love you, you're the night!
What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.
Why is 69 annoying me? Oh, it's a tease.