it's jokes
Humor is like food, not everybody gets it.
I was going to tell a ghost joke, but it just seemed so mean-spirited.
Is it so? Do people get freedom?
Omega was born with Mammosbum in Mammam.
I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.
Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
But it's true (i made this meme)
Why did the parachute break up with the skydiver?
Because it was tired of being taken for granted every time things fell apart.
Why did the ass start a gardening service?
It was great at dropping SEEDS.
Why did the ass go to therapy?
It couldn't deal with all the crap.
Shower thought: If everyone had schizophrenia, no one would know we had schizophrenia or know what it is!
Tonight, I picked up an anorexic prostitute.
It was really easy because she was only about 90 pounds.
I was going to make a bulimia joke, but suddenly it just felt so empty.
It's okay if you miss while saying "Kobe" because he didn't make it either.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it’s between 9/11.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
Yesterday, I was on a reality TV show where they locked me up with all those smelly monkeys from the Leger Zoo. It was complete madness.
One time, I worked at 3 jobs at the same time and my boss said it was illegal.
It got too out of hand and I got spanked.
Ever wondered how Jesus got rid of the cross that killed him?
Burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"