it's jokes
Brojobs are like air. It's not important until you don't have any.
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.
I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.
Therapist: So how depressed would you say you’ve been feeling lately?
Me: I don’t care anymore if my foot hangs over the bed where a monster can get it.
Therapist [whispering]: Jesus, wow.
Three men die at the same time and go to Heaven. St. Peter says to them, "It's going to be a long journey to heaven, so I will give you a good vehicle depending on how much you've cheated on your wives."
"We'll start with you, Michael. Since you were quite the womanizer and cheated on your wife multiple times, you will be getting a Toyota." The man, embarrassed, left in the Toyota.
"Nolan, you were better; you cheated on your wife twice, so I will give you a Mercedes. Now, as for you, Mark, you never cheated on your wife; you are an absolute saint, so I will be giving you a Lamborghini."
The man in the Toyota saw the man with the Lamborghini the next day crying like a child on his car, and he asked the man in the Lamborghini, "What the hell is going on?"
The man in the Lamborghini says, "I just saw my wife riding through the streets of Heaven on roller skates!"
Why is it spicy?
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
One stops sucking when you slap it.
Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote!
I was tickling my step brother's balls, and then it hit me: why is he laughing?
So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))
Did you hear about the broken guitar for sale?
It comes with no strings attached.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Never mind, it was so cheesy.
I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.
I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.
It’s me back at it again.
The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat, it counted as a threesome?
Mom: Go clean your room, Little Johnny.
Little Johnny: No, it’s my room.
Mom: Well, it’s my house.
Little Johnny: Then go clean it.
Mom: Go to school!
At school:
Teacher: Hi, Little Johnny. You’re late.
Little Johnny: Watch because my son of a bitch mom told me to clean her room. I told her no, it’s my room, and then she said, 'Well, it’s my house.' Then I said, 'Go clean it,' and then she told me to go to school.
Teacher: Johnny, go to the principal’s office! You just came into school and now you're causing trouble. Go!
Hi guys, I have a brain teaser for you! Leave it in the comment section if you figure it out. Here you go!
If you kill yourself (suicide which is technically murder), will you go to Heaven or Hell? Because you murdered yourself, but what if you were a Christian?
That was my brain teaser for you guys! Make sure you leave what you came up with for the answer in the comment section below!! PEACE OUT!!!! :)
How do you help a suicidal person cheer up?
You tell them it's a leap of faith.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor?
Because it can't hit home.
I bought a coffin on Black Friday. It was a killer deal.