it's jokes
What did the sea do when it saw the beach?
It waved!
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind... It's too cheesy.
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form consists of only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger 🤔
Then it hit me 🤧😂
My wife purely hates me for me having sex with our daughter. It's not my fault I couldn't wait to get out of the abortion clinic!
"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.
"Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?"
"My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
I think if a woman is giving a man a handjob, it should be called "wand making".
If a woman is giving a woman a handjob, it should be called "finger pointing".
If a man is giving a man a handjob, it should be called a "self-pleasure".
Why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get run over and poop, and he died for 30 years until he was sent to Joe for getting run over, and he got killed by something, and then he died, and then he got it by you poop.
That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde walk into a bar.
They were having a chat when the bartender asked them about their opinions on elements.
The redhead says, “I love gold because I can buy a lot of cars with it.”
The brunette says, “I would prefer platinum because it is more valuable than gold and can buy you more cars.”
The blonde says, “I have 2 bags of silicon and you should see the cars outside my house.”
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
Did you hear about the deaf man who got a ticket?
It's OK, he didn't either!
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
I wrote a joke on MH370… but I don’t know where it went.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce in.
Lettuce in who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
Do you guys know how to make a hoe in Minecraft?
You pick it up off the street.