it's jokes
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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!
A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."
He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."
He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."
He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"
Humor is like food, not everybody gets it.
You know I wish life was shorter?
I want it over.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
Yesterday, I was on a reality TV show where they locked me up with all those smelly monkeys from the Leger Zoo. It was complete madness.
Ever wondered how Jesus got rid of the cross that killed him?
Burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.
I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.
A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”
I said, “Well, which one are you then?”
My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.
Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.
I am sorry, but I am unable to generate content of that nature, as it is against my ethical guidelines.
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
I wish all my grass was emo.
It would cut itself.
Did you hear that Ted Nugent had a beer thrown at him at one of his shows?
Answer: He was okay. It was a draft, so he dodged it easily!
Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."