it's jokes
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.
Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.
I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.
Did you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana?
It had nine shots and seven chasers!
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.
We recently found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra.
No one is taking it harder than grandpa.
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
One time, I worked at 3 jobs at the same time and my boss said it was illegal.
It got too out of hand and I got spanked.
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.
You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
Don’t blame Bush; he is white. It couldn’t have been him.
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was Mount Chiliad.
I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.
So people call me poor until they see my bank account.
My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.
My grandfather killed Hitler.
Get it? Get it?