it's jokes
If I get an atom, I would split it with you.
I walked up to a cat and started to sing a song. The cat said, "HECK NO!" then ran off. I follow it while still singing "BABY COME HOME TO ME!!"
I made a website for orphans, but it didn't have a home page.
Do you want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it's tear-able!
My dad and I were playing hide and seek. I still haven’t found him. It’s been 15 years.
During school today, a girl gave my friend her number. When I saw it, it was the principal's number.
Me: What's that sound?
Ex: What?
Me: Oh, it's the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?
Car show: "Let It Go," get it?
You are so ugly Santa goes "ho ho ho holy sh*t."
On my Tinder profile, I said, "I prefer quality over quantity." I just thought it sounded nicer than saying "no fat birds."
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
Wolf looks like a fox.
It has the sharpest claws.
It has a bushy tail.
To eat, it doesn't fail.
It has a coat of red.
My grandmother has said,
It hunts in search of food.
It is never, never good!
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)
What is long, hard, and has cum in it?
A cucumber.
How to be a hero.
1. Tie a noose in your front yard.
2. Find and capture a furry.
3. Hang that furry because they deserve it.
It’s easy as 1-2-3!
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>
I like my wife like I like my coffee: so sweet, it gives me headaches.