it's jokes
Why is the B so cool? Because it’s in between A and C.
It’s ok to yell “Kobe” after missing a shot, he didn’t make it either.
How do you make a pool table laugh? Tickle its balls.
My mom and I went to a bank. Hard to say I never heard of it. The name is "Addison Banks."
LOL
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
I was about to change my password to Fire-Fist Ace... but apparently it was too weak.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
Does anyone else like Tacos? C'mon let's Taco 'bout it!!! :p Hey, Tacos are made of atoms too......
I went into a dark basement with a flashlight, but then it died, but I was not scared. I was actually delighted.
If I eat a poisonous potato, it attacks my immune system and I die.
But if I poison a poisonous potato, then eat it, then I won't die because the potato is already dead and can't attack my immune system.
Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!
Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test.
Have you seen the new movie "Constipated"?
No, it hasn't come out yet.
An ICE agent tells a Mexican that he can get his green card if he can use green, pink, and yellow correctly in a sentence. The Mexican thinks for a minute and says, "My phone goes green, green, and I pink it up and say yellow."
Diet Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.
A very rich and famous comedian walked into a Russian bar and asked for a vodka, but the bar man (a big fan of his) answered to him: - "This vodka isn't good enough for you." - "If it is good enough for you it is good enough for me!"
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
One day I was going home, and 7 married men came to me and said, "You should be proud of your sister." I asked why. They told me it was the best that they ever had, and we got your sister a trophy.
So I went home, my sister said, "Look at my trophy I earned." The trophy said "The Best Blow Jobs." As a bro, I couldn’t be more prouder.
Why did the poop shout, "Ooh!"
It was poohp.
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.