it's jokes
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.
What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?
"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"
Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.
What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?
同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)
Why is September 11th the best birthday? No one forgets it!
I just want to say this...
You have NO maidens, (Explosion) No homies, (ExPlOsIoN) And no—please don’t say it! Rizz 😎 (EXPLOSION)
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
You wonder where my dad is.
Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!
I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.
My emo friend tried to hi-five a tree. It left him hanging.
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
What did the farmer say to the pig? "You snout to believe it!"
Q: What is a cow?
A: A bad cow.
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
You're so fat that when you stepped on a scale, it said, "To be continued..."
Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.
I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.
It showed a picture of myself.
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.