it's jokes
Wolf looks like a fox.
It has the sharpest claws.
It has a bushy tail.
To eat, it doesn't fail.
It has a coat of red.
My grandmother has said,
It hunts in search of food.
It is never, never good!
What's the sharpest thing in the world?
A fart... it goes straight through your pants without leaving a hole.
Frère l'été ici!
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What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!
Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.
Just came up with a smart new way to make jokes. Try to figure it out without context
My friend said, "Let's have a sleepover."
Little did I know it was just at prison.
My father taught me a lesson of sex in a hypothetical way.
My stepmother gave me a lesson [on] how [it] is going inside?
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
It's hard to tell if people are interested in joining my Sarcastic Club or not.
Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely, Gwen
Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.
When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
There's at least 856 pages of these newest puns. I couldn't finish, because it took me an hour just to get that far. Just saying, that's a lot of jokes!
The waiter comes and asks you for the check. Instead I give him a 20 dollar bill and say, "Boy, you can keep it!"
Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!
Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
xthegamer0 is 35. He grew up with GTA5 and is still playing it today.
When a king farts, is it considered a noble gas?
If you are having sex and your feet are out of the tent, it doesn't count.
Suck on a finger, once bite it off, taste it, put some ketchup on it, wait, I'm making a mess, I bit it off!