it's jokes
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
What did a car say hi to?
It said hi to the school.
This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.
Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.
It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.
Stop with the emojis. They kinda just make the joke cringy. For example: How many ppl 🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷 does it take to have 🥒🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑???? Well, it takes at least 1 🤷 and 1 👰 and they make a perfect ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤. See how cringy it is. I mean sure, it's a dumb example, but still, just at least less emojis.
And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.
Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?
A: Because it tasted like shit.
An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.
Sans: Zzzzzzzz.
Papyrus: SANS, WAKE UP!!
Sans: What is it, dude?
Papyrus: A human has fallen from the surface world!
Sans: And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
Your forehead is so big that teachers use it as a whiteboard.
Most orphans were born on the highway. It’s where most accidents [happen].
Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if I had a brick, I’d throw it at you.
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home?
🏡 night time and I can drive to the car tomorrow night.
Why is a cabbage green? Because it's in Greenland.
Hi guys, I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.
A paraplegic walks into a bar...
It's funny because he can't walk.