it's jokes
I hate it when I don’t understand someone.
Hi, this is Stephanie. Is it a fun night for you too? I love you!
8 bit: Are you ok?
7 bit: Yes, I’m just a bit off...
Get it? 8 bits = a byte :)
Why doesn't a teddy bear eat? Because it is already stuffed.
Orphans can’t work at Johnson and Johnson because it’s a family company.
Tired kid with asthma: "It's hard to breathe."
Gym Teacher: "That's alright."
Other Kid: "Hush!"
Why do cows do it for the mooooooooooooooooooo?
Do you want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it's tear-able!
What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye: "Bull's eye!"
I walked up to a cat and started to sing a song. The cat said, "HECK NO!" then ran off. I follow it while still singing "BABY COME HOME TO ME!!"
For a while, lead was used in pencils, but... we realised that it might not have been the smartest idea because it lead (badoom ching) to some people getting lead poisoning.
Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.
I made a website for orphans, but it didn't have a home page.
My dad and I were playing hide and seek. I still haven’t found him. It’s been 15 years.
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a blender.
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
"You gave me the same sweater as last year."
"You s w e a t e r believe it."
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
What did the doctor say to the potato?
It told it it had tuberculosis.
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.