it's jokes
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
When you have a hand clock it goes tic-tac.
When an American has it go backwards, it's tactic.
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree?
It left him hanging.
Girls be like
My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic. But if I'm going to have sex, it's going to be on my own Accord.
Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea, but it’s dead in the water.
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣
If I had a spray can, I would spray it on your ass. Because the instructions say to spray on flat surfaces.
Her: "Land of the free".
Me: *fat*
Her: What do you mean?
Me: It's not fat-free.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Are you kidding? Feminists can’t change anything.
Why did the wall fall over?
A drunk driver hit it going 90mph and died.
Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two of them, now it's a sensitive subject.
They killed a whole family of crows... It was a murder!
They killed a bunch of ravens... What a conspiracy!
You, I didn’t see you there. The pizza place is hunted bad, so you are scared 😱😱😱😱 and so you run and you see your grandma, and you were happy again forever and ever ha ha so funny 😁. The end or is it bye-bye?
Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”