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My dick is like the way home for an orphan, its length is never-ending.
A man walks into a bar and sees a piece of steak on the ceiling.
The cashier says, "If you can grab it, your meal's free!"
The man then said, "Nah, the stakes are too high."
Why is "T" well-respected, but more in its lowercase form?
It crossed the line with Jesus.
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
Why did they call it "Aqua Claudia"?
Because it carried water, and another word for water is aqua. Duh!
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
Your hairline is so ugly, even Dora the Explorer can’t even do it.
Friend, you're bold and fat.
Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.
Roses are red, violets are blue, it's really no wonder your mama left you!
Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?
Why did the glacier send the iceberg to college?
Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES at the atomic level!
Thanks for the birthday wishes. It's been an odd one this year, as some of you know, my father suddenly passed away on my birthday last year, and anyone who knew the old man knew he had a sledgehammer wit!
Good on ya dad, ya definitely got the last laugh!
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a hairdryer.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo?
A family photo.
So, one day I saw a dog outside, so I played with it. Then I was like, "I’m gonna see its name and where it lives." So I did. Then... its name was Momo. Then I looked to see where it lived. It said "Joe Momma Street."
Yo mama so fat that she broke the chair by sitting on it.
Have you ever seen that weird ad that pops up at the bottom: sexy Russian babes looking for men older than 30, and they're 18, so is it a reverse pedo? Oh well.
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.