it's jokes
Why was the sea so friendly? Because it gave a little wave.
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
Did you know that ASL is a dead language?
Yeah, nobody speaks it.
You know the song "Getting Drunk on a Plane"? It was written by the pilot of the Lingard Skinner pilot.
My dick is like the way home for an orphan, its length is never-ending.
Why did the mermaid want to go to the evil monster so it could get a real joke? Ha, ah, ah, ha!
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door, can you please open it!
Wanna hear the car joke?
Nah, it's too fast for you.
God said, "Let there be light," and it was lit!
A man walks into a bar and sees a piece of steak on the ceiling.
The cashier says, "If you can grab it, your meal's free!"
The man then said, "Nah, the stakes are too high."
Uranus spins on its side.
What time is it?
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school today? And...
What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.
Why was one afraid of every number in the world?
Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.
What has it?
What time is it when you stand on a pile of money in the bank?
High interest!
What time is it when you get home and you can't walk home?
What is scarier than a pile of dead babies?
The bottom one ate its way out!