it's jokes
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
If I make a great joke, I will pay for it.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time it was sung... the line “fire away” caused massive confusion and shooting!
Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?
Car show: "Let It Go," get it?
You are so ugly Santa goes "ho ho ho holy sh*t."
How to be a hero.
1. Tie a noose in your front yard.
2. Find and capture a furry.
3. Hang that furry because they deserve it.
It’s easy as 1-2-3!
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>
I went out for a drive and attempted to drift on the road. It didn't end well for me, or for the speed bumps I hit.
Wait, there aren't any road bumps.
O h s h i t.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
OnlyFans, but it’s me smacking your baby daddies with Twisted Tea.
Only Cans.
I tried a lemonade from my friend. It tasted fantatastic!
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
You're so fat that when you stepped on a scale, it said, "To be continued..."
I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.
It showed a picture of myself.
I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.
My emo friend tried to hi-five a tree. It left him hanging.
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.