it's jokes
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP ́s propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
Mexican words of the day: Green, Pink, and Yellow :))
The phone go green green... I pink it up and say YELLOW!!??
Ooh! I know a joke!
(Papyrus) What is it?
(Sans) Knock knock!
(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?
(Sans) Sans
(Papyrus) Sans who?
(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!
(Papyrus)
Now from the top, make it drop, that's a WAP, that's a WAP.
Why did da tomato blush?! IT SAW THE SALAD DRESSING YUH!
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home? Was your dinner night and dinner night?
A "type person" is addicted to eating sugar.
When the doctor saw this, he said,
"From Type 2 Diabetes!"
Get it?
When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.
When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
Hey guys, it's cake time!
I'm pretty sure that "MOI MOI" means "ME! ME!" does it?
You want to hear a cheesy pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy!
Hehehehehe.
What did the marshmallow say when he was roasting in the fire? "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
Why did the cow eat?
Because it was hungry.
A guy saw a person with a duck and said, "Where did you get a pig?"
The owner replied, "It's not a pig, dummy!"
The random guy said, "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the duck."
I wanted to visit my pet fish, but it was hard to sea it through the darkness.
Did you know that whenever I read my blood donor ID?
Because it says "B Positive!"
I heard they're making a film about Jimmy Savile, it's a very touchy subject.
I heard the film about is so boring it puts you to sleep.
Why did the ox get kicked out of the herd?
Because it wasn't being an ox, it was being a butt-ox...!