it's jokes
God said, "Let there be light," and it was lit!
Did you know that ASL is a dead language?
Yeah, nobody speaks it.
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
You know the song "Getting Drunk on a Plane"? It was written by the pilot of the Lingard Skinner pilot.
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door, can you please open it!
Wanna hear the car joke?
Nah, it's too fast for you.
Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
What time is it when you get home and you can't walk home?
Why did the fire not burn the kid? Because it had no lips.
When she says she wrestles, so you pull out your dick and she punches it.
What time is it when you stand on a pile of money in the bank?
High interest!
Why are lamps so scared? Because someone might throw them away.
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
What time is it when you get mad 😡 at school? Time to calm down.
Why was one afraid of every number in the world?
Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.
What time is it?
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school today? And...
What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.