it's jokes
Hi, I did not get it when I went home to walk home from home and walk, walk, walk.
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
What do you think of your mom? I can do it.
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
Gloves!
JK, he hasn't opened it yet.
I don’t like to play games, actually. There is one game: It’s Barbie. Of course, I’ll be Ken, and you’ll be the box cum in.
What did the doctor say to the terminally ill Power Ranger?
It's Morphine Time.
Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon, and now he won’t be able to make it to Saw Con?
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
When your girlfriend has been vomiting for 2 weeks and you find out she’s not pregnant.
Bf-*yes I knew it was a prank*
She has cancer.
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
Flat girls be like, "I will have breasts in the future." This is to all the flat girls: you will never get it.
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."
The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
It's illegal to go onto someone's property, demand money that they might not have while wearing all black, and threaten horrible things if they don't pay.
But when the IRS does it, it's perfectly fine. HMMMMM . . .
So this guy thought he was funny by pissing on the floor and not in the urinal.
Later on, I guess some kid ran into the bathroom because, well, he probably had to go, but yeah, he slipped and fell and hit his head on the urinal, so all in all it was a pretty good prank on his part.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said "Damn!"