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Mom: Son, where are my condoms?
Son: What are condoms?
Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.
Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?
Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.
Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.
I HATE URANUS! I WANNA KICK IT!
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.
Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!
A Chinese teacher's phone rang as he was going to class, and he said:
"My phone the ring ring, it's my wife ring ring."
Q: If a cat says to a dog, "All dogs are liars," and the dog says to the cat, "All cats are liars," what does it mean?
A: It means cats and dogs can talk.
An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I don't know, go google it.
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two of them, now it's a sensitive subject.
I put a magnet in my butthole and made the teachers smell it.
Wait, since I'm underage from having sex, what is it like?
My Friend: Why does Santa look like that?
My 15 Year Old Friend: He has secateurs cancer...
Me: I heard it's because he comes once a year.
*Everyone Looks at me*
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the emu cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off. Yeah, I hate myself, man.
Guys, can we stop this stupid drama? I just wanna post my "Doin' Your Mom" lyrics and funny jokes! Please stop it!
Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?
'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.