it's jokes

Why can't orphans become famous?

Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.

Why did the wheel fall?

Because there were too many fat people on it.

So there was this girl and her horse would not stop following her, so she said, "Stop horsing around!"

Get it? "Horse-ing."

What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.

To those who are dead now, was it fun?

They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways.

Did you know that "girlfriend" at the end, it starts with "end." So does "boyfriend," and "friend" have "end" at the end of it, but "family" at the end it "ily" I love you.

I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.

Gwen, we can chat in 2 months. My aunt just died from COVID, and it is taking forever for us to get there to California. I love you, your boyfriend, Prince!

What is wrong with having chocolate for dessert? It tastes like shit, and I hate it.

Two mates walk into a bar.

Mate 1: "Shit! Look at that spider over there!"

Mate 2: "Whateverrrrrrr."

Mate 1: "No, seriously, it's bloody massive!"

Mate 2: "(Turns around) Shit, that's huge, I thought you were joking."

Mate 1: "No, I'm Fred King, Jo King's brother ;-)"

Wanna hear a paper joke? Nvm, it's terrible.

Why does the egg crack? Cos it's sad.

Take it in the ear day? More like take it in the rear day.

Why did the camel cross the road?

Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass.

Why does the sun get a lot of girls? Because it's hot.

What is God's favorite planet?

Saturn because it has a ring around it.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

Me: Sister, stop stealing my stuff or I will make you feel bad.

Sister: No, I won't stop.

Me: Fine, I'm telling the world what you did.

Sister: What? You will see when I post it.

Sister: WHY DID YOU TELL THEM I PEED ON SANTA CLAUS WHEN I WAS 12 YEARS OLD?

Me: BECAUSE YOU DON ́T HAVE A LIFE.

There was a man in a tower, and the other man thought it was a girl, so he said, "Let down your long hair." He said, "OK, I will let my big, super long, hairy penis down for you to climb and suck." Then the other man said, "If you have such a long dick, suck it yourself. See ya, b*tch."

Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.