it's jokes
How to fart:
Let it go, let it go.
Did you know there's a brand of coffee specifically for pedophiles?
It's called the Ep-bean.
Geowipp Grand Prize. And the CHOICE OF FOOD IS INSANE. We love him and we love him.
August is a guy from one of the shops, and we became a sundwich durk through Habin. We have GOT GO GO, IT WAS GRAT. That's why. But we don't do everything.
I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!
It's called "The Bad Batch File!"
When Sally was little, she came home from school and said to her mother, "Mom, I can't believe it! Little John collects Pimmel at school."
Mom: "No?"
"Like in heaven?" said the mother.
"No, juice," Sally said.
How many audio engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, two. One, TWO. One, two. One, two.
How many bisexuals does it take to change a light bulb?
Depends, are you AC or DC? However many turn you on.
Is it just me or is your personality fake as well? Can't tell because everything about you is.
How can you never find a hippo hiding behind a weed?
Because they're so good at it.
I had an operation on my knee, but it was a joint effort.
What do Michael Vick and John Wick have in common?
Got into deep shit when it came to dogs.
The only thing the orphan learned from his dad is the hide-and-seek skill to hide for 18 years. He tried it out; now he has infinite milk.
Why do people use terms like "sucky" to mean that they don't like something?
If something "sucks," shouldn't that signify that it is at least good for one thing and will bring pleasure?
Isn't Barbie supposed to come with Ken?
Barbie comes with G.I. Joe. She fakes it with Ken.
My friend went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog in a crate.
He said it was a Shitzoo!
Why is chemotherapy like a five-star meal?
Because you have to have money to pay for it.
I told my lesbian friends, "I wanna watch," so they bought me a Timex®.
It takes a licking and keeps on ticking.
My respect for you didn't just go through the roof, it touched the fucking sun!
When someone asks you why you went bald, say it wasn't a choice. It just happened.
I'm sure you could be the smartest person in your class.
If it were a class for the profoundly retarded.