it's jokes
Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.
Your forehead is so big that I could draw the map of the world on it.
Texas is such a shitty state. There’s a reason it only has one star.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they never make it home.
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?
A: When it's intersected by a plane!
Yo hairline is so bad, it is worse than Vegeta's.
Why couldn’t the bike stand up? Cuz it was too tired.
I got my job at a bank and lost the job the day I got it. A lady asked me to check her balance... so I pushed her!
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers used it as a whiteboard.
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.
EDP445 is a cupcake. Look it up.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."