it's jokes
I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.
I can change a "t" into a "p," just drink it and wait a few hours.
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
Is it just me, or is it normal to you when people scream?
What’s the best Marvel villain song EVER?
It Was Agatha All Along!!! *gasp* And I killed Sparky, too. *laughs manically*
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...
Q: My dad woke up one morning about to go to work, but he was still really tired, so he decided the quickest way to wake him up was to slap him in the face.
So he asked me to do it, but I guess I don't know my own strength, and so he went back to sleep again...
Why can't we see a camel?
Because it's camelflauged!
If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?
Hey, can I tell you a joke about pencils? Never mind, it's pointless.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They never can make it home.
Why was the belt arrested? Because it held up pants.
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer may shock you!
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it does not have a home page.
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...
Robbie: It's been raining???
Ty: Yeah!
Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!
It's me, the Joje.
What gets wetter as it dries?
A towel!