it's jokes

I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.

TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.

Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.

What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?

Panera Dread.

Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.

So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!

You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.

Why did the gym close?

It's because it just never worked out.

"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."

What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...

My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.

She said help, so I kicked her.

"What's the wifi password?"

"121i362"

"It's not working."

"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"

"The United Airline."

"We're in the World Trade Center, though."

Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.

What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."

Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.

Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?

A: When it's intersected by a plane!

Yo hairline is so bad, it is worse than Vegeta's.

Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.

Your forehead is so big that the teachers used it as a whiteboard.

Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?

Because it doesn’t have a home button.