it's jokes
"Do you have a noose?"
"Nose?"
"Yeah, noose- nose... I heard yours was stuffed lately--haha."
"I actually smell something--like a corpse. Is it you?"
"No."
*Dying on the inside has never been so detectable.*
Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.
Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁
2 7 73 53.
I'll give you time, figure it out.
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.
Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.