it's jokes
Did you know the food that was on the plane?
It was the bomb.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
When it's NNN but you have a peanut allergy: 🥳
Back the halls with gasoline, la la la la la.
Light a match and watch it gleam, la la la la la.
My school is burnt into ashes, fa la la la la, la la la la.
A house has a crack. A guy covers it with Plaster of Paris.\n\nHouse: "Where the heck am I supposed to do my shit now?"
Your forehead’s so big it got sponsored by GAP.
Your hairline's so far back, even Rosa Parks refused to sit in the back; it went all the way there itself.
I'm not saying you're annoying.
But if a yeast infection were a person, it would be you.
your hair line goes so far the dinosaurs will see it
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. It was evolution.
Last week, I made a joke about leftists. Now it is time for me to take shots at the right, and then I will move on to centrists. But I just said the same thing twice.
I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"
If a woman named Susan gets murdered, is it considered a Sue-icide?
It is September. What's the difference between a stage four colon cancer patient and Santa Claus? Santa is coming for Christmas!
They're teaching my 1st grader pronouns! Today it was he/she/they. Tomorrow, you/are/is!
Why did the orange lose the race?
Because it ran out of juice!
I was going to charge my phone, so I pulled a plug and put it in. Then, my grandpa wasn't breathing anymore.
What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
Waitress: What can I get for you?
Me: I'll have a steak.
Waitress: How would you like it?
Me: Immediately!