it's jokes
I had a JFK joke, but it went right through my head.
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It's true.
I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Guy 1: P-gay or T-gay?
Guy 2: P-gay sounds cooler.
Guy 1: Yeah me too. I don't like P-ewDiePie, always love T-series.
Guy 2: Omg what did i just say? I wasn't even knowing what were you talking about :<
Guy 1: Like I do care :$
Guy 3: But I do care :<
Guy 1: F*ck you.
Guy 3: Do it.
Guy 2: But you do care about me.
Guy 3: No.
Guy 2: F*ck you.
Guy 3: Do it.
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Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away... That is... if you throw it hard enough.
Three guys are stranded with cannibals on an island. The cannibals said, "Each one of you come back with 10 pieces of fruit and shove them up your butt showing no emotion." The first guy came back with 10 apples, and by the second one, he started to grunt, so he was killed and eaten.
The second one came back with cherries, and when he went to put the 10th one in, he started to laugh, so he was killed and eaten. The two guys met in heaven, and the first guy said, "Dude, you were so close. What happened?" The second one said, "I would have made it, but I saw the third guy come back with 10 pineapples!!" 😝😝🤣🤣
ATTENTION EVERYBODY: I am the owner of this website, and I will be deleting it in 5 hours. Thank you everybody who has participated in this website's life. Goodbye!
I've been looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer for the past two years.
But no one would do it.
Q: Why doesn't a skeleton mother drink water?
A: Because it gives her more work!
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
They said I was depressed, I should make an effort to do what I love.
I had to pay a hooker for twelve hours work.
... I felt nothing, but it was nice, being with someone who felt the same.
Surveys say that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea. That means the 5th one likes it.
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
A friend texts to another:
"Hey." They reply, "What's up?"
The first friend then replies with a simple answer, "The sky!" But the other friend intervenes and says, "No, it's the ceiling!"
To then the first friend finishes the greeting with, "Unless you're homeless or six feet under."
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.
A wise man once told me: "If you poke the bear in prison, the bear will happily return the favor when it's time to shower."
Yesterday I went to a party at my friend’s house. Everyone was dressed as birthday candles. It was a blowout.
This video is its own joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0