it's jokes
It's a Italy day outside the fields.
In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.
How would negotiations between Putin and Zelensky play out?
QUEUE THE MUSIC
BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM I KNOW U WANT IT
Patient: I am sorry, it is my first surgery.
Doctor: Don't worry, mine too.🫡👍
Why is it that every time I masturbate, things get out of hand?
My AI assistant told me it wanted to go deeper...
...into the algorithm. I misunderstood. Now I’m banned from the lab.
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
Just do it.
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills somebody, you know it's been fired.
When can an elephant use an umbrella and not get wet?
When it's not raining.
TAOST, you didn't submit it, you fuck!
Why does nobody talk to the letter G?
Because it's always in the middle of awkward!
Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?
Your hairline is like the economy, it's going down.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
Yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl!
Yo mama so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"
Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.
Your buzz cut is so bad that the bees buzz around it!