it's jokes
What did the Deagle say to the G17?
"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."
When you lock the door, but you realize it's a pull open door!
What wastes your money as you earn it?
Women.
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"
Why is the blind man so close to the door?
He can't see it.
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
Nostalgia hits you like a train.
It's so hard, you can even wake up.
A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"
Dad said, "It is, Son."
Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"
You call it Hell. I call it Saunaworld DX.
I don't got free candy. It costs child support.
The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!
Why was ten scared?
It was in the middle of 9/11.
What is the difference between you and an orphan?
Orphans have zero family.
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.