it's jokes
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.
Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa saw it before you!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It felt like it.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?
What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.
P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.
Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
Why couldn’t the bike stand up? Cuz it was too tired.
I got my job at a bank and lost the job the day I got it. A lady asked me to check her balance... so I pushed her!
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.