it's jokes

It's too long, sorry. >:)

What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?

It’s a bumper team.

A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.

The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”

If the sun had a kid, it would be like father, like sun. 🤓 😎

It's ya boy Dixbfloppin!

How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!

It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween, and then rail her in a spooky mask season.

Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.

What did the star say? It's Star Trek.

Batman: I’m vengeance.

Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.

Batman: ...

Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.

I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.

Hello guys. It's me, Donald fuckin' Trump. Ask me anything in the comments, guys.

I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.

So it can cut itself.

Running out of time to cut the grass, may have to cut it short.

What happens to the crow in the earthquake?

It turned into a milkshake. 🤔😂

I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.

It’s Christmas and Sally has a gift. She got a Barrie. Just kidding, she still hasn’t opened it.

One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"

Ahhhhh shit! IT’S HUNTING SEASON y’all!

I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and give her it so she can bleed more.