it's jokes
So, this kid told me what high school he was going to and asked me if I thought he would make it in.
I said, "No, they don't have double doors."
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
A proud new dad sits down with his own father.
His father says, "Son, you now have a child of your own, so I think it's time I gave you this." And so, he pulls out a book: 1001 Dad Jokes.
The young man says, "Dad, I'm honored," as tears well up in his eyes.
His father says, "Hi, Honored, I'm Dad."
Your mouth looks like it came from the commercials.
Q: What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
A: A pool table.
Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost
I lent my calculator to a friend. He is using it to this day.
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
If it does more than pee, it's too old for me!
Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it says, "To be continued."
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
Child: Mom, someone told me you talk like an owl.
Teacher: Who?
Child: Oh, it is true, you do talk like an owl!
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but he’d have to wait 10 years to get it.
It's been raining for days. My wife is totally depressed. She keeps looking through the window. If this keeps up, I'll have to let her in.
Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests?
Because it always cheated.
Batman: I’m vengeance.
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.
Batman: ...
Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.
When a plane is having turbulence, it’s just the pilot shaking the steering.
What's the difference between a little boy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat in it.
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.