Christmas Eve jokes
Little Johnny woke up at midnight on Christmas Eve to Santa with his pants down on top of his mom. He then said, "Ho ho OH YEAH!!!"
A week before Christmas my wife left me. She said I was too selfish and full of myself and she could not take it anymore.
On Christmas Eve, Santa asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I said, "All I want is the one I love more than anyone else in the world."
On Christmas morning I woke up in a box under my Christmas tree.
It's Christmas Eve
What do you call the day before Christmas Eve? Christmas Adam.
Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.
The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.
You know how in the movie, "Nightmare Before Christmas," they say they're making Christmas?
I thought Mary and Joseph did, but okay.
Last Christmas was awesome, the whole family came.
It's that time of year again. 🎄🎅🤶🎄
Community talk
Merry Christmas’ Eve!
Hi guys just wanted to update yal on some stuff First off remember I’ll be off from Christmas Eve to New Year’s Day because I have double jaw surgery. Second off ppl have been asking my eyes feel weirdly a lot better Third off I’m having a better time then I was a while ago I mean I have a bf and stuff now but like idk were great he’s so fine omg Fourth off my mental health is not great right now (Asian parents, surgery, school, etc) so I might be kinda venting idk just y’all don’t have to pay attention at all Bye