it's jokes
BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.
It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity.
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
I'd insult BlessedBrian, but it seems NATURE beat me to it.
Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an apology.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when it started RAINING RHYMES.
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
Your hairline is so wonky that it looks like the McDonald’s sign.
I made a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
Your hairline is so bad, it goes back in time!
Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!
How did the orphan lose its parents?
Its parents never came back from getting milk.
Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?
A PDF file.