it's jokes
Why can’t orphans eat cereal?
It says, "Family size."
Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.
Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.
There's like a weird after taste though.
Kinda like a sparkling water one.
I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.
I made a website to support orphans.
It just needs a home page.
People at school thought I had special powers. It was something called "Constant supervision."
Win a free ride in a police car! Just pick up a knife and use it!
Sleep and death are alike; it's just with death you don't wake up.
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
What would you name a detective if he didn't already have a name?
Cassie.
Get it?
What did the dog say when he got its tail caught in the door?
"It won't be long now..."
What is the best way to make a leaf?
Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cold.
Cold who?
"It is cold out here!"
How do you put a baby in the blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get it out? Tortilla chip.
When the washer started running, why did you join me?
Because I had to catch it.
*World War 2 going on and then stops.*
Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."
Have you heard the joke about the paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.
Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.
Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!
Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"
#she is sex*