it's jokes

What does a baby computer call its father? Data.

How much did the liver weigh?

It weighed a skeleTON.

Why was the Computer late to work?

'Coz it had a hard drive... LMAO

I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."

Someone cutting the cheese then farted.

Someone sees the cheese, and it smelled like crap (literally). He said, "Who cut the cheese?"

Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!

Want to hear a joke?

My life. Get it?

Hurricane Irma, it blows.

When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.

Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?

He was lucky it was a soft drink!

Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

A guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real?"

I reply saying, "Yeah, it's Asa Hutchinson, lol."

Me, holding a baby: "Oh my God, it's so cute!"

Also me: "Throw it."

Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was outstanding in his field. Okay, I'll admit it's corny.

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Figs.

Figs who?

Fix the door, it's broken!

Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?

A: He doesn't have the guts for it.

A letter to all Math:

Dear Math,

Grow up and solve your own problems!

2x6= DO IT YOURSELF!!!!

I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...