it's jokes
You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.
Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.
Get the gun, shoot it up your bum!
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
Is anyone else on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop?
You soak balls, get it?
Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?
Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.
I didn't steal it. 🌚
If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?
It was between 9/11.
Dark humor is like pussy: whining bitches don't get it.
When God created mankind, he said, "Damn it! One is off color, the other yellowish. The last one is burnt!"
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Stephen.
Can't you read? It says "No Hawking."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Well, you don't have to cry about it, Gary.
Your face is so big that not even you can see it.
— Can I borrow a book [on] how to kill myself?
— Librarian: No, because you won’t bring it back.
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.