it's jokes

How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they just sit and cry in the dark.

Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.

Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(

Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?

Because it was all about the TIMING.

You know my first name, but don’t worry about it; you’ll only be screaming my first.

What does your mom say when she is working?

Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.

I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID, but it REALLY works!

Leo is like a cloud... when she disappears, it's a beautiful day.

Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.

The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.

Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?

Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.

Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.

I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister...

It was wrong on so many levels.

My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.

The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"

Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"

What do us emos all have in common?

Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.

Father talks to his 5-year-old son: “No, Petie, you don’t have to worry. There is no monster sleeping under your bed. It sleeps every day in the bed next to me.”

What did Tupac's homies smoke? His ashes.

It would've been too tacky to take a shot in his memory.

Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.

I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.

My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.