it's jokes
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
Your hairline is so far back it was back on before Jesus Christ was born.
Biden... get it?
How do you fit 3 gay men on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can never find home.
Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.
Q: When a chip gets popped, what happens to it?
A: It gets pooped out of the bag.