it's jokes
I got fired for not doing enough work.
Guess I didn’t put enough backbone into it.
Why was Liverpool the worst bespoke? Rio supports it, hahah!
Stop it why offends... asf.
What did COVID say to the American?
Nothing, it just took its breath away...
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
why did i laugh at this? this is alot like someone I know.. hmm- ( in the cmmts write who u think it is!)
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause it was stuck in the crack... *buttcrack*
When you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
I think if the center of the earth froze, it would be pretty hard core.
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?
Because it had "no body" to go with.
Never drink tea in school... I give people tea if they've passed out... tea can be nice, but only have it once a day... It's not what you think... It's not tea, it's CPR.
My dustbin's absolutely full of toadstools!
How do you know it's full?
Because there's not mushroom inside.
What is it called when orphans take a selfie?
A family photo.
Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.
The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”
Then she said that's true.
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.
What did the water say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.
Why is being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work.