it's jokes
Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.
The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”
Then she said that's true.
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.
Two nuns in a bathtub.
One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"
The other nun says, "It sure does."
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
What did the water say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
I swallowed shampoo. It goes blblblblb. 🧼
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
R. Kelly contracted COVID-19 recently. He was quoted as saying it was the first time he caught a case of anything over 18 in years.
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two, but now it’s just a sensitive topic.
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.
What did the shark say when he ate a clownfish? He said it tasted a little funny.
In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.
Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.
Don’t kill the Earth, it’s the only one with beer.
Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.
Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.