it's jokes
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
Covid-19 or Rona
Your butt is bigger than my ex-girlfriend's butt, and I love it!
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶
Your hairline is so far back that I hate it! 🤣
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?
Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.
Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!
Life isn't about pleasing yourself and that you have to do things for the sole benefit of God.
It’s like masturbation. Sometimes it’s not getting yourself off, but getting someone else off too. That’s what thighjobs are for.
Is anyone else on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop?
What time is it when you have a toothache?
2:30 (Tooth hurty).
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
I named my grass emo, and it cut itself.
Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?
Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?
It's so cold, I mist bring my jacket.