it's jokes
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
Your hairline is so bad, it goes back in time!
Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
"What time is it?"
"Daytime."
Warning! Cringe Alert!
What happens when you leave your phone at jail?
It becomes a cell phone.
Your hairline is so far back it was back on before Jesus Christ was born.
Biden... get it?
What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?
Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?
Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?
Because they just keep getting harder and harder!