it's jokes
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”
Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”
He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”
Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?
Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes, and Mars was blind due to its frequent sandstorms, so it let Phobos and Deimos be its moons.
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.
So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.
Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.
I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.
Twin Towers: "No, it won't."
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.