it's jokes

There aren’t enough gymnastics jokes.

It’s flipping annoying! (Original)

What time is it when you can walk home from school today and walk?

Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock? It’s a little meteor.

Is your oven running?

Then you better go catch it!

Why would a man spend his whole career at a barn?

Because it's stable.

I was at a milk store and ordered some milk.

They brought it over but spilled it on me.

I said that was a udder failure!

I heard my neighbors having sex, and it was annoying me, so I called my girlfriend to ask if she wanted to go out, but when I called her, I heard my neighbors' phone ringing.

What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school?

I have special needs, and I was born with it.

Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.

What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk home and walk walk?

Wy can't a dinosaw ror? Becase it losed it's voucal kord.

There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.

How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.

I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.

A blonde crashes an airplane.

Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?

Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.

Officer: *face palms self*

Also officer: Here's your sign.

Knock knock. Who's there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!

Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated ARRRR.

How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.

What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree?

Time to get a new Christmas tree! 🎄