it's jokes
Don't you hate it when you sit on your balls? It's a real nutcracker!
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
Some people think incest jokes are funny.
I just think it's all relative.
It's always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
I made a website for orphans, but it wouldn’t let me put a homepage.
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
Have you heard about the blind man who saw the accident and the dead man who heard it?
Why'd the Titanic sink? Because your mom was still on it!
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
I would tell you a construction pun, but I'm still working on it.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.
Hi!!!! So it has been a very long time, and I have seen that your jokes have been becoming more and more inappropriate.
Guys, you don't need to be inappropriate to be cool! You are awesome if you like school, and even if you are gay, or anything in the LGBTQ+ category. #PRIDE
Anyway, I myself am not LGBTQ+, but I don't think people who are should get shamed for it. I love you guys, and stay positive!!!
Broccoli is like anal sex. If you're forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
Teacher: Why were you late?
Me: Traffic.
Teacher: Did I did it?
Me: Did I even blame it on you?
Leo is like a cloud... when she disappears, it's a beautiful day.
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. "One more picture and I'll jump." He takes another photo and shuts the window. "I can't jump, you're not supposed to throw trash out the window."
How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road and didn't make it.
God created everyone unique till he got to Asia, then it just went to copy paste, copy paste.