it's jokes
What's yellow and can't swim but screams when it goes under?
A school bus full of kids.
It may be weird to let people smell your hair, but grab the phone as soon as the dwarf says your hair smells nice.
Why are priests called father? Because it's not appropriate to call them daddy. Also because it is embarrassing.
Just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time I eat at Popeyes.
Want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it’s too terrible.
Why can't blind people fish?
Because it was "see food."
What's Barack Obama's favorite vegetable? It's Barack-olli.
Think of your favorite singer. Now, go ask someone what is your favorite singer. My favorite singer is Halsey, BTS. Now think about your least fave, mine is Oil London 😵. This is my home now.
1. What rhymes with "oil"? Put it in da chat. Bye weird people!
I forgot my lucky egg! It always gives me an eggcellent amount of luck!
What happened to the egg after it went on the rollercoaster?
It was scrambled.
How did the air beat me at chess? It did that thing, haha!
Why did the bike fall over?
'Cause it was wheely tired.
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
One day my pet barked at me and so I got scared and was my dad actually. It was weird, you should’ve saw him and so the day goes on because he likes to run around the house that he likes to do it out 😂😂😂😂😱
Do you want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it is tearable.
Hey, did you hear about the cat revolution? It was a cat-astrophy! I guess we just have to stay PAWSitive!
A cow was walking down the road, and it saw a beautiful cloud in the sky, so it said, "That is an a-moo-zing cloud!"
Why don't some people like pennies?
Because it's common cents.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't.