it's jokes
Why'd the orange lose the race?
Because it ran out of juice.
Why do leftists call their child Ariel?
So they can decide whether it wants to be a man, woman, mermaid, or washing powder.
The bear rug on Chuck Norris's floor isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
(Yes, I know God created the rainbow, not Jesus.)
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
Why is suicide illegal?
Because it destroys government property.
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
Your hairline is so old, it’s more wrinkled than my great grandpa's penis.
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.
I don't wanna brag, but I finished a puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.
Finish the lyrics in the comments-
iTs CoRn!
If a tree had a mouth, wood it bark?
I was really rooting to tell that one.
Hey, did you hear about the cat revolution? It was a cat-astrophy! I guess we just have to stay PAWSitive!
OMG guys, I finally did it. I made a head slicey boy. I have headless.
What time is it when you can drive home from phone?
What time is it when dogs get hurt?
Time to take your dog to the vet!
What do you call purple when it's being mean? Violent.
The other day, my best friend flipped off the table in class. I thought it was flipping amazing!
How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? More than 40 because my basement is still dark.