it's jokes
Just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time I eat at Popeyes.
"It never gets old."
"Just like a sick kid!"
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
One day my pet barked at me and so I got scared and was my dad actually. It was weird, you should’ve saw him and so the day goes on because he likes to run around the house that he likes to do it out 😂😂😂😂😱
Do you want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it is tearable.
A cow was walking down the road, and it saw a beautiful cloud in the sky, so it said, "That is an a-moo-zing cloud!"
Why don't some people like pennies?
Because it's common cents.
What is Sophia’s favourite song?
"Open Wide" cum inside, it is okay school.
Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star.
Sorry for posting this!
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?
199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).
Get?
Want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it’s too terrible.
What's the difference between a gun and chips? When you bring it to class, everyone starts wanting to be your friend.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't.
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well." My brother said, "You want a sugar cookie?"
The bear rug on Chuck Norris's floor isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.
I turned the light on, and my dad said turn it off, so I unplugged his life support.
Why is suicide illegal?
Because it destroys government property.
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
(Yes, I know God created the rainbow, not Jesus.)