it's jokes

What is Sophia’s favourite song?

"Open Wide" cum inside, it is okay school.

Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star.

Sorry for posting this!

What's the difference between a gun and chips? When you bring it to class, everyone starts wanting to be your friend.

What time is it when you can drive home from phone?

If a tree had a mouth, wood it bark?

I was really rooting to tell that one.

What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?

Continental Drift.

Why are liberals so bad at playing hockey? Because it is played on ICE

When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏

"G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it!"

Don't be racist, I am a building.

Twin Towers: fucked.

It was fake.

BE RACIST.

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I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama, can I give my spare money to him? 🤗 And my mum says yes, so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE, while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS. We go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs.

Me- what I think fck what I do 😭.

How do you make a baby cry?

You punch it in the face.

Every time I come in the kitchen, my girl is in the kitchen in the damn refrigerator eating all the food, like the fried chicken, the mashed potatoes, the collard greens, mac and cheese, and the cornbread.

Then I said I wanna eat some of that shit. I love soul food. Then I told her, "You keep it up; your fat ass is going to be big like the house on Haunted Hill."

My cat sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her. She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no cost to her. She visits the doctor once a year for her checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this she pays nothing, and nothing is required of her.

She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep. If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep. She receives these accommodations absolutely free. She is living like a queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.

I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy Sh*t, my cat is a Democrat!

Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division?

Because it has at least one hundred degrees.

Superman and Flash were in the living room pounding back a few beers. Flash says to Superman, "I bet you can fly into Wonder Woman's bedroom and get the best pussy of your life." So he does it. When he goes back to Flash, Superman says, "Man, that was great, but my ass kinda burns."

You know why I hate paper? It's TEAR-able to the environment.

Why did the bike fall over?

Because it was two tired.

1: My grandpa died last year.

2: What kind of cancer?

1: He was hit by a bus! It's called bus cancer.