it's jokes
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
Your hairline is so old, it’s more wrinkled than my great grandpa's penis.
I forgot my lucky egg! It always gives me an eggcellent amount of luck!
Why did the bike fall over?
'Cause it was wheely tired.
How did the air beat me at chess? It did that thing, haha!
What happened to the egg after it went on the rollercoaster?
It was scrambled.
Hey, did you hear about the cat revolution? It was a cat-astrophy! I guess we just have to stay PAWSitive!
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.
If a tree had a mouth, wood it bark?
I was really rooting to tell that one.
How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? More than 40 because my basement is still dark.
Why did the chicken not cross the road?
Because it saw your face!
What time is it when dogs get hurt?
Time to take your dog to the vet!
What time is it when you can drive home from phone?
OMG guys, I finally did it. I made a head slicey boy. I have headless.
I caught my mom licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that?" She replied, "I’m doing it for practice for who could suck the best dick contest in the neighborhood."
What do you call purple when it's being mean? Violent.
Me: That’s a good WAVE.
Friend: I SEA it.
Wave: Doesn't break for us to surf on.
Me: I was SHORE it would be good.
Friend: I SEA what you did there.
The other day, my best friend flipped off the table in class. I thought it was flipping amazing!
Time for a Terraria joke.
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger.
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
What's Barack Obama's favorite vegetable? It's Barack-olli.