it's jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't.
I am curious how many likes this will get.
LIKE IT!!!!!
"Let it go, LET IT GO!" Blah blah blah whatever the rest of the song says dun dun blah blah blah my mom never bothered me anyway.
I'm bored 😴 so that's why I sang in my wonderful voice for a few seconds and wasted your time.
I just reached 10 million pounds in Euro Truck Simulator, but it's not even close to what Rakhmat Akilov achieved.
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?
199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).
Get?
Joe mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it’s still printing!
Yo mama so stupid... she stared at an orange juice carton because it said, "CONCENTRATE!"
In the Bible, it says Jesus died for our sins, but he came back to life, so what did he sacrifice?
Was it a weekend to wash away our sins?
These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.
Why can’t Helen Keller drive?
It’s because she’s dead.
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
Bully: Oh, look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt, ay, ay, ay.
Me: Ding, ding, sing, oh, did you hear that? It's the elevator 'cause you're not on my level.
Bully: u_u ......
Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
"G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it!"
What's an orphan's favorite website?
It has a homepage.
A hand is always sad when it sees a dick is going inside.
Why did the sun go to college?
Because it already have a million degrees!
I tried to write the shortest joke ever, so I wrote a two-word joke, which was "Dwarf Shortage." It's just so I could pack more jokes into the show.
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
It may be weird to let people smell your hair, but grab the phone as soon as the dwarf says your hair smells nice.