it's jokes
The other day, my best friend flipped off the table in class. I thought it was flipping amazing!
I caught my mom licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that?" She replied, "I’m doing it for practice for who could suck the best dick contest in the neighborhood."
What do you call purple when it's being mean? Violent.
I just reached 10 million pounds in Euro Truck Simulator, but it's not even close to what Rakhmat Akilov achieved.
"Let it go, LET IT GO!" Blah blah blah whatever the rest of the song says dun dun blah blah blah my mom never bothered me anyway.
I'm bored 😴 so that's why I sang in my wonderful voice for a few seconds and wasted your time.
Bully: Oh, look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt, ay, ay, ay.
Me: Ding, ding, sing, oh, did you hear that? It's the elevator 'cause you're not on my level.
Bully: u_u ......
Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.
Finish the lyrics in the comments-
iTs CoRn!
Yo mama so stupid... she stared at an orange juice carton because it said, "CONCENTRATE!"
These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.
Why can’t Helen Keller drive?
It’s because she’s dead.
A hand is always sad when it sees a dick is going inside.
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
Why did the sun go to college?
Because it already have a million degrees!
I tried to write the shortest joke ever, so I wrote a two-word joke, which was "Dwarf Shortage." It's just so I could pack more jokes into the show.
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
What's an orphan's favorite website?
It has a homepage.
What is the plural of goose? Geese.
What is the plural of foot? Feet.
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ain't meese!
"It never gets old."
"Just like a sick kid!"
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.