it's jokes
Why are priests called father? Because it's not appropriate to call them daddy. Also because it is embarrassing.
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What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
I don't wanna brag, but I finished a puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
"G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it!"
Why can’t Helen Keller drive?
It’s because she’s dead.
These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.
Joe mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it’s still printing!
Yo mama so stupid... she stared at an orange juice carton because it said, "CONCENTRATE!"
In the Bible, it says Jesus died for our sins, but he came back to life, so what did he sacrifice?
Was it a weekend to wash away our sins?
Why did the sun go to college?
Because it already have a million degrees!
Bully: Oh, look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt, ay, ay, ay.
Me: Ding, ding, sing, oh, did you hear that? It's the elevator 'cause you're not on my level.
Bully: u_u ......
Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
What's an orphan's favorite website?
It has a homepage.
A hand is always sad when it sees a dick is going inside.
I tried to write the shortest joke ever, so I wrote a two-word joke, which was "Dwarf Shortage." It's just so I could pack more jokes into the show.
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
What is the plural of goose? Geese.
What is the plural of foot? Feet.
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ain't meese!