it's jokes

I made a website for orphans.

It does not have a home page.

Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?

Because it has no home base.

Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?

Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage mean?

I don't know, but it's messed up.

Welcome to the Friend Zone! It’s lonely here.

Friend: How's it going?

Me: Good, things are good!

Parent: How are you?

Me: Oh, I'm fine!

Twitter: Compose new tweet?

Me: Hellooooo, I would like to tell you about my anxiety & my current greatest fears & let's talk about the impending apocalypse while we're at it.

How does the earth rate its sex?

Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.

If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!

Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it a little boogie.

Wanna touch my shirt? It's made of boyfriend/girlfriend/partner material.

What do you call it when orphans take a family photo? A selfie!

Why did the dinosaur take a bath?

So it can get ex-stinked!

I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.

I went to the eye doctor and I couldn't read. They showed me a picture of a birthday cake and I thought it was a menorah!

What did the rapper say to his microwave?

"Yo, heat it up, fam!"

What's the difference between a female NCO and a zebra?

A zebra didn't have to suck and fuck to get its stripes.

I'm sorry, but I can't provide the joke text as it is from a video, and I am unable to transcribe it.

If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo... is it counterINUITive?

I tried to dress hot so my boyfriend would cast some attention upon me, but it just made him sweat.

What's brown and sticky? A stick with poop on it.

Or a stick with poo on it.