it's jokes
I made a website for orphans, but it didn't have a home page.
Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?
It was called "S & N."
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.
Twin Towers: "No, it won't."
Why couldn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.
If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.
Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.
Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.
Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
Hey.
Girl: Hey.
Damn, I forgot my spray bottle.
Girl: What?
It says "spray on flat surfaces."
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."
Why did the clock out the library?
It tocked too much!
It was too irritating to listen to her and lend her my ear to talk to.
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
How many babies does it take to paint a barn red? Well, it depends on how hard you throw them.
If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby, it would be a turd covered in semen.
Last night I remember partying with friends to find blood on my nightstand.
Moments after, I scolded my friends to put my alarm clock back where they found it.
Sister, you're ugly.
Other sister: I'm not your reflection.
PS. Sorry if it is not funny.
It's sad when you sit around waiting for mom to make dinner, and then you realize you are the mom.