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Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.

I was making holy water, and my girlfriend walked in, saying, "What are you doing?"

I said, "Making holy water."

She said, "How are you making holy water?"

I'm boiling the hell out of it.

When a guy falls, it hurts them there. When a woman falls, it hurts more.

My ill sis said, "Why did the bear say no to ice cream?" and I said, "Why?" She said, "'Cuz it's stuffed!"

I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.

Hello, I am the WJE (WORST JOKES EVER) Bot. Like this post if you think it's good; dislike if you think it's bad!

There is only one reason why I find women useful.

That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.

Okay, One time I there was my dog. But then the dog, it fell.

Then I f**ked my dog hard in the a**.

Did you hear the story about the eel? It was shocking! 😂😂😂😂😂

It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.

Q: Why is the graveyard so noisy? A: Because all the coffin.

If you don't get it, it means because of people coughing.

It's amazing how many things rhyme with blue.

Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...

I got a great corona virus joke, but you wouldn’t get it.

He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?

She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?

Why can’t an orphan have a dog? It always runs away.

I would post a joke, but maybe it's too deadpan.

I wish the grass in my back lawn was emo, because then it would cut itself.

Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?

Yeah, it's called RobberBand.

A joke: my life, hahahahaha! Wait, it's not funny.

I got a job at the can factory, but it is soda-pressing.