it's jokes

Wanna hear a joke about pizza?

Never mind, it’s too cheesy! 😅

I was gonna tell you a sodium joke, but Na, only I thought it was so dium funny.

How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?

He could feel it in his bones!

What time is it? It's time for lunch.

*Quoted by Bubble Guppies*

I did a walk today and had fun. Today, I did not have to go get my kids and get to my new house. 🏠 It was a good day. I had fun. I did a walk today. I had fun today, but I’m going to be at the car 🚘 when I’m at my car. 🚘 What time was your night time? What time did [you go to bed]?

What school did we say it was today? What did the snow say? "I love!"

Why did the clock out the library?

It tocked too much!

Why did the credit card go to jail?

'Cuz it was guilty as charged!

What time is it when it gets dark out?

Bed time.

Why did the baby cross the road?

Because it was stapled to a chicken.

A man walked into a zoo and there was only one dog.

He came out and said, "It was a shitzu."

You know why I have so low IQ? It's because the left side of my brain gets nothing right, and the right side of my brain has nothing left.

Friend: My bike doesn't have a kick stand, so it can't stand up.

Me: Nah, it's just two tired.

What makes it cold in a room? Air conditioning.

You wanna know why Stephen Hawking isn't going to heaven?

Because it's a stairway, not a ramp.

Why do you call a pineapple a pineapple?

Because it is a pineapple, pin, apple, apple, pen, doudodo.

What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

Only one of them stops sucking after you slap it.

Did you hear of my new job as a can crusher? It's soda pressing.

Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees?

Bc they're good at it.

How many communists does it take to change a lightbulb? Never enough.