it's jokes

I raped a girl and I liked it.

I hope my girlfriend won't mind it.

It felt so wrong, it felt so right.

Don't mean I'm in love tonight.

At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.

Why can't an orphan watch T.V.?

Because it can't find the home button.

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!

Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.

What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?

Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.

I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence."

Someone: Stop making jokes about sh!

Me: Oh, sorry man, I'll cut it out, I'll cut it out deep!

How do you know if you're making a Caesar salad? Stabbing it 23 times.

Your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio.

What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.

How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!

All of you idiots who think that it is ok to laugh about us foster kids need to be shot.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support its family.

What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?

It becomes a flee market.

We went running on our camping trip. It was past tents.

What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?

It was getting a crinkle cut.

What did the Canadian say when a guy shot his beaver?

"It is ok, I forgive you."

I once had an owl who I thought it would fly away.

I can tell you an airplane joke, but it will probably fly over your head.