it's jokes
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!
Me being raped is like my birth certificate; it doesn't expire.
Why did Marxism never catch on in England?
Because then it would be impossible to get proper tea.
When God created women, it was an accident. He meant to make a man, but then "WHOA-MAN!!"
Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.
What's the difference between a plane and a woman?
At least the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place.
Hogwarts is making a new condom. It's called "fetus deletus."
Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter; it ain’t coming to you.
Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!
Why did the skeleton not cross the road?
Because it did not have the guts.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
Why'd the snake cross the road? It was in the chicken's butt.
How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
5
4 to turn the table, and 1 to hold the bulb.
Why did the elephant cross the road? It didn't see the cars.
It's the 1940s.
The chink was counting his shillings. The chink was bitching. His wife got raped in Nanking. The chink counts his shillings.
The chink gets sook chinged!
If you are depressed, eat Panera Bread. It is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.
I made a website for orphans.
It has no homepage.