it's jokes
Why couldn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!
How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven?
Both of them.
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence."
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.”
I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door, and it’s working fine!
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?
It was getting a crinkle cut.
I can tell you an airplane joke, but it will probably fly over your head.
I was gonna tell you a sodium joke, but Na, only I thought it was so dium funny.
I once had an owl who I thought it would fly away.
What time is it when it gets dark out?
Bed time.
It’s been a terrible day today. My ex got hit by a bus and died.
Not only this, but the council cut my bus driver's permit!
I told my friend an egg joke yesterday.
He thought it was eggcellent.
A man walked into a zoo and there was only one dog.
He came out and said, "It was a shitzu."
Why did the clock out the library?
It tocked too much!
I did a walk today and had fun. Today, I did not have to go get my kids and get to my new house. 🏠 It was a good day. I had fun. I did a walk today. I had fun today, but I’m going to be at the car 🚘 when I’m at my car. 🚘 What time was your night time? What time did [you go to bed]?
What makes it cold in a room? Air conditioning.