it's jokes
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence."
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
It would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. It would be pretty funny, I think, lol. Just a little funny, lol.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said, "My uncle just calls this shhhhh..."
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.
How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven?
Both of them.
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."
So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.
Hey.
Girl: Hey.
Damn, I forgot my spray bottle.
Girl: What?
It says "spray on flat surfaces."
Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...
It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
Donald Trump didn't even finish the wall. He should have hired Mexicans to do it!
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.