it's jokes
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
Mom: I'm going to the shop. If someone is at the door, don't open it.
Me: Ok.
*Ring*
Me: Opens the door.
Oh sh*t!
Mom: Gets flip flop.
Do you have a halo?
'Cause I can give it to you.
"Is your refiger running?"
"Is your refrigerator running? You better go catch it!"
Why didn’t the toilet cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack!
What do you call a pointless pencil? Never mind, it’s so pointless.
911 help. Hello?
Never mind, forget it. You're so stupid 😡😡😡😡😏
Yeah, she called me "Pledge" because I knocked the dust off it.
I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.
Turns out it was the fridge.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. It just "waved!"
What does a car have when it's very itchy?
A road rash.
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
I did a good walk, and I did a good job of it.
I told AI to talk dirty to me. It started describing my browser history.
Why did Catholic women stop going to church?
Because it takes Jesus three days to rise.
If a depressed kid tries to high five a tree, it leaves them hanging.
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
It takes a lot of trust for two cannibals to gluck gluck each other. You never know when it's goodbye willy.
Did you hear about the guy who died by lethal injection and writhed on the stretcher for 20 minutes?
I guess it really IS all in the execution.
I have no problem with prostitution.
It's like an Air BnB for your dick.